When my annoying co-worker tells me to put on a happy face

Waiting for customers to choose what to order
When a customer complains that the kitchen is closed and its after 10:30pm

How i feel when i poo at work

Me and my brother, when mom decided to register on facebook…

Whenever a customer tells me that their email address has “no spaces” or is “all in lower case”…

When i’m drunk alone at home

When someone forces me to dance sober…

When i just logged on to my bank account…

Whenever i walk into a room and hear stuff i should’nt be hearing

When i’m drunk and about to miss the last bus home.

When i’m working until 10 (closing) and someone walks in at 9:50
